Southerners Have Gone Crazy Over Bathrooms

 This is from the TPM Livewire.

The bill, introduced by Senate Pro Tem Brian Bingman (R) and House Speaker Jeff Hickman (R), also declares that the situation is an "emergency."

"It being immediately necessary for the preservation of the public space, health and safety, an emergency is hereby declared to exist, by reason whereof this act shall take effect and be in full force from and after its passage and approval," the text of the legislation reads.

Oklahoma state senators also introduced a resolution that calls on Congress to impeach President Obama, as well as the attorney general and secretary of education, who authored the letter directing schools to allow transgender students to use the bathroom that aligns with their gender identity.

"Oklahomans are simply not going to stand for this utter nonsense," Rep. John Bennett (R), one of the resolution's authors, said in a statement. "Our phones and emails are being flooded by citizens who are enraged by this President’s attempt to use our children as pawns in a liberal agenda."

What is going on with the bathrooms in America?  What is so top secret in the bathrooms. Have they moved their Klan meetings to the bathrooms?  Are they planning another secession from the Union like the one in 1861 and the the battle is drawn up in the bathrooms?  Why are they so upset about bathrooms?  It is amazing what is going on.  We have lost our collective minds over where we pee. 

Both Diane Rehm and the Sound of Ideas program on WCPN featured bathroom shows this week. 
by Max Johnson