Here are a Few Other Special Prosecutors We NEED!

The Republicans seem to want more Special Prosecutors mostly to divert attention from the Mueller Probe, but they are so obsessed with these investigations.  There is an inspector at the Justice Department who can typically handle investigations of wrong doing without political influence, but they are still pushing for a second prosecutor to investigate Clinton e-mails, uranium sales, FBI bias, Pizza shop sex rings, etc.  The problem with the special prosecutor in the Russia probe was that the boss was conflicted out of oversight so a special prosecutor was needed to put in place a fair oversight process.  But since the Republicans are jones-ing for a special prosecutor, here a few that I would suggest:

• A special prosecutor to investigate if Ben Carson was really a brain surgeon before taking the job at HUD.  In all the testimony before Congress and the debates, he seems like a dope.  Could he fake being a doctor for all those years?  Maybe he just played a doctor on TV?
• A special prosecutor to investigate how one man can be in charge of two important functions in Government.  How can one human being be in charge of the Office of Management and Budget at the same time the Consumer Protection Bureau?  These have been full time jobs with long hours in the past how can someone do both?
• A special prosecutor to investigate Jared Kushner.  What country is he representing, is he a foreign agent for those who control his debt, and is he representing his companies at the same time as he serves in the White House?  How are all the projects he has been assigned going? Has peace in the Middle East broken out and we just did not notice?
• A special prosecutor to investigate Devin Nunes.  Exhibit A is his high school picture. 
  
  Everyone knows this guy from high school and none of us liked him. He is Duckie from Pretty in Pink!  How then did this guy get a majority of 22nd District California residents to vote for him numerous times?  He was the guy who used jewelry and hair gel to make the rest of us notice him, but we all knew he was a jerk.  Who elected this guy--we need a special prosecutor. 
• A special prosecutor to investigate hypocrisy.  I mean you run on a platform to balance the budget and then propose a budget that never will balance the federal budget. How do you run on getting government out of your business with its deep state, but have no problem controlling the reproductive organs of women? These are the most glaring examples, but this could be a full time gig for a team of 40 trained investigators to look at hypocrisy.
• A special prosecutor to investigate sexual harassment in the White House. Obviously, from the chief executive on down this is an unresolved issue that needs exposure in the light of day.  A guy who was credibly accused of abuse by three women was dating the White House communication's director. It all needs further investigation.
• A special prosecutor to investigate Ivanka Trump and her role in the White House.  What exactly is she doing?  Is this just a set up to sell items in the future on QVC? And as long as you have the Ivanka prosecutor maybe look in that weird relationship with her father.
• A special prosecutor on the death of the service men in Niger.  There was a long Congressional focus on Benghazi so why not these four brave Americans who were killed especially La David Johnson?  How was he killed and why was he left on the battlefield for so long?  A tangent that should be investigated is those charges against Congresswoman Frederika Wilson and grandstanding.  I suspect that this Rep. Wilson controversy was a distraction, but it would be nice to know definitively that General Kelly is a liar. 
• A special prosecutor to investigate if Sarah Huckabee Sanders is violating her religious beliefs every single day? Bearing false witness is a big one of the 10 violations of the Christian religion. Nearly every day she gets up at the podium and lies and lies and lies.  How is God taking these lies; is her minister okay with the lies, and a team of religious scholars who would be convened to answer this question? 
  
• A special prosecutor to answer the question, "Now that we are a year into the administration and have seen them in action are any of the cabinet members actually qualified for their job?" My guess is that the majority are not qualified, but it would be nice to hear from a prosecutor the impact on this ineptitude has had on our society?  How many drug companies, coal companies, for profit colleges, racist landlords, investment bankers, polluters, pay day lenders, et al, were allowed to get around the law because our leaders are asleep at the wheel?  
• A special prosecutor to root out racism within the executive branch of government.  How many racists have found employment within the executive branch and how are they able to keep their jobs?  This should include those who are traditional racists against those with a particular skin color, but also national background racists.  It should also those who harbor discriminatory bias against certain religions and the LGBT community. 

The Republican party could become known as the party of Special Prosecutors.  There is a great deal of investigating that needs to go on in Washington.  Full employment for investigators today!

by Brian Davis